15 Pictures That Prove That Australia Is Absolutely Insane

April 29, 2018

Before Australia was colonized, it was truly the land of only the strongest will survive and the rest will perish. Well, since Australia’s booming growth throughout the centuries not much has changed. Of course, the land is known for its beautiful landscapes, exclusive animal species, and the living, breathing Great Barrier Reef but, alongside the land and oceans bordering beauty, death and despair are at every turn in what was considered a barren wasteland. Check out these fifteen images that prove that Australia is truly insane.

The Python And Wallaby Relationship Isn’t Good

First off, these two species should stay as far apart from each other as possible for the sake of the wallaby population which just so happen to be exclusively native to Australia and New Guinea. Pythons have such a balanced diet in Australia they’re able to take down a full-grown wallaby that can grow up to 41 inches tall and weigh up to 24 kilos which roughly translates to 53 pounds. Amazing yet terrifying, if you ask us.

Everything Has Potential To Become A Meal

The snake population in Australia is rather high but that’s mainly because metropolitan cities are extremely far away from each other for the most part and there’s still an extremely large amount of undeveloped land throughout the floating continent as well. Which is why photos like this are more common than you’d think. Iguanas can grow up to six feet but, that’s not stopping them from becoming prey for a snake on the hunt.

No, Seriously… Everything Has Potential To Become A Meal.

Alright, this might be one of the more disturbing images we’ve ever seen of the food chain in the depths of Australia. Pythons have the ability to catch and eat Flying Foxes whole… And from the looks of this particular image, they don’t appear to be in the wild whatsoever but, in the middle of a random paved road. Talk about skin crawling…

Lift Up Your Toilet Seat When In Australia

Apparently, snakes enjoy hanging out in toilets in Australia, which is why we recommend you lift and expect the rim of every toilet seat you approach in the land down under. You know how it’s funny to say there’s a gator in my pool in Florida or joke around about rats popping up into your toilet in New York, well sh*t’s not funny in Australia, you probably should consider taking real precautions before having a push.

Hole In One!

Once again, the reptiles of the land down under are nothing to f*** with. Can you imagine rounding up the fellas for a few rounds of golf only to hit on a par four, reach into the cup to retrieve your ball, only to be greeted with a multitude of snake fangs and possibly deadly venom?! Well, this is a reality that happens in Australia, even a sport as safe and calm as golf can turn deadly at any given moment.

Snakes Are Pretty Much Everywhere

Once again, the reptiles of the land down under are nothing to f*** with. Can you imagine rounding up the fellas for a few rounds of golf only to hit on a par four, reach into the cup to retrieve your ball, only to be greeted with a multitude of snake fangs and possibly deadly venom?! Well, this is a reality that happens in Australia, even a sport as safe and calm as golf can turn deadly at any given moment.

Snakes Are Pretty Much Everywhere

That’s right… You guessed it. Sharks. Human’s fascination with sharks has been something that has been around since as long as we can remember but, who would want something as dangerous as a shark lurking around at their local golf course? Matter of fact, how does a shark even end up in a golf course lake, to begin with? This could be the first piece of actual evidence that sharknados really exist or is another obvious example of how bizarre Australia is.

The Legendary Flying Fox

ANIMALS

15 Pictures That Prove That Australia Is Absolutely Insane